Throwing on a giant Styrofoam dog head will probably allow you a little bit of freedom in public. Urinating on public buildings would be accepted as part of the act, laughed at even. No bathroom line ups, no seedy stalls, no awkward urinal moments – bliss for both the obsessive compulsive and the lazy!
Dog Costume – Scooby Doo
Another point worth mentioning for the party animal is this is a really great costume for drinking. Their are no barriers between your precious pint and its destination.
Comments that you’d never get away with amongst the female population become not only toleratable but hilarious. ‘I need to find me a Bitch’ no longer is degrading but an inbuilt instinct. Even humping a strangers leg becomes board-line acceptable.