Body Bag – Make a clear statement of the dangers of drinking, then do it anyway. Remember easy toilet access is a must so the zip down front makes everything easy.
Beerman – Noones going to question why beerman is in a bar. Question 1 – Where’s the beer? Question 2 – Can I have the beer!
Comical Cow – Picture the scenario – your in a crowded bar and at the top of your Voice shout MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooove. Everyone laughs – you get served first.
Beer Costume – You’re a beer who’s mixing with other beers. What’s more natural than that?
And the winner is:
Beer Keg – it’s functional. Your next drink is only one squeeze away as you have a suppy in a container in your hat. Arguably you could sneak cheap booze into your local with this. It’s been known to happen with many a college student.
As always remember to drink sensibly – http://drinkaware.ie/