Top 5: Drinking costumes

So if it’s a night of boozing that you’re after here is our Top 5: Drinking costumes for men.

Number 5

Body bag Costume Body Bag Costume

Body Bag – Make a clear statement of the dangers of drinking, then do it anyway. Remember easy toilet access is a must so the zip down front makes everything easy.

Number 4

Beerman Costume Beerman

Beerman – Noones going to question why beerman is in a bar. Question 1 – Where’s the beer? Question 2 – Can I have the beer!

 Cow Costume Comical Cow

Comical Cow – Picture the scenario – your in a crowded bar and at the top of your Voice shout MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooove. Everyone laughs – you get served first.

Number 2

Beer Fancy Dress Beer bottle Costume

Beer Costume – You’re a beer who’s mixing with other beers. What’s more natural than that?

And the winner is:

Number 1

Beer Keg CostumeBeer Keg Costume


Beer Keg – it’s functional. Your next drink is only one squeeze away as you have a suppy in a container in your hat. Arguably you could sneak cheap booze into your local with this. It’s been known to happen with many a college student.

As always remember to drink sensibly –